The Author


Rob Simon is a humor-writer, former advertising executive and a lifelong snorer.  He has read almost every book, visited almost every snoring-related web site and tried almost every cure for snoring.  He has lost weight, stopped drinking, stopped smoking (before he even started), changed sleeping positions, changed pillows, un-deviated his deviated septum, dilated his sinuses with acid, removed his uvula before he even knew where it was, shaped his palate with lasers, irrigated his nasal passages, used herbal sprays and tried bizarre mouth and chin devices only sold through the Internet.  None of the cures worked.


Rob sleeps and snores peacefully in Denver, while his wife and two children do neither.


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